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day 6

the start of my downfall, too many non-free flushes, i am well, but my body is very confused!  although i started the day with a 2 1/2 litre credit i’ve blown most of the credit by the end of the day.  and

day 7

has got off to a bad start.  although i claimed the extra water my lodger’s brother put in the kettle when he was making a drink as ‘free’ water i had to flush the toilet at home and i’m going out for lunch, and those compulsory 2 litres are going to take me over my limit, unless i don’t drink today!  1 week and i feel run down, my natural immune system is struggling, i smell, my clothes smell, my skin iches, i have spots, pretty sure athlete’s foot is coming back, my guts are messed up from not knowing when they are going to be allowed to ‘move’.  i’ve failed, 20 litres a day would have been too easy.  10 litres, i couldn’t do it, at least i can have a pint this evening to console myself. 2 litres over or 2 1/2, still couldn’t handle it!

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